Toxic Roots Boardshorts

No shortie shorts here... Take your Toxic Roots and hit those Toxic waters with our old school styled boardshorts. Velcro fly, tie waist, and rear velcro wax pocket. 95% Polyester and 5% Spandex with an approximate length of 20 inches so it should sit at the kneecap or slightly longer.
$40.00

Bomb Hat

Your friends will be blown away by the sheer coolness of the Bomb Hat. The classic low profile foamie truckers hat with screen printing. A quality Richardson hat with a snapback closure for that perfect fit.
$26.00

Suck Meter Patch

The Suck Meter Patch is always there when you need it the least. Just in case you needed even more confirmation of how much fun you're having as you make your way through the day. A quick glance will give you all the reassurance you needed. The Suck Meter Patch is approximately 2 1/2 inches x 1 1/4 inches and has iron on backing.
$6.00

Toxic Roots Bandana

It's simply the bomb... Made for maximum shredding capabilities. The Toxic Bandana is made in the USA with 100% cotton and screen printed with water based ink for softness. Overall approximate size is 22 inches x 22 inches .
$10.00

Toxic Roots Skull Hat

The classic truckers hat with an embroidered Toxic twist. Let them know you're carrying Toxic baggage. A quality Richardson with a pre-curved contrast stitched visor and snapback closure for that perfect fit.
$26.00

Toxic Roots Motel Keychain

Welcome to the paradise of Florida's Little Beachside Dump. This keychain pays homage to all the dumps we've stayed in over the years. We hope you have a Have a Toxic Stay. The Toxic Roots Motel Keychain is approximately 3 1/2 inches x 1 3/4 inches.
$4.00

Bride of Frankentiki Souvenir Tray

As we have traveled the country, we always hit those tacky roadside shops that scream snow globes and miniature collectible spoons. Whenever we see a classic style tray, we pick them up and add to our collection. Who doesn't need a tray after witnessing the World's Largest Prairie Dog? The tray itself is a Cambro Camtray which is the worldwide industry standard for high-impact fiberglass cafeteria style trays since the 1950's. Tray measures 6" x 4 1/4".
$10.00

Embrace The Suck Patch

Life is Toxic. Wake up, do what needs to be done, and go to bed so you can do it all over again the next day. In other words, Embrace The Suck. The Embrace The Suck Patch is approximately 3 inches x 1 inch and has iron on backing.
$6.00

Frankentiki Enamel Pin

The Frankentiki Soft Enamel Pin is approximately 1 3/4 inches x 3/4 inches and has the standard pin back with two pins for stability.
$6.00

Frankentiki Souvenir Tray

As we have traveled the country, we always hit those tacky roadside shops that scream snow globes and spoons. Whenever we see a classic style tray, we pick them up and add to our collection. Who doesn't need a tray after witnessing the World's Largest Prairie Dog? The tray itself is a Cambro Camtray which is the worldwide industry standard for high-impact fiberglass cafeteria style trays since the 1950's. Tray measures 6" x 4 1/4".
$10.00

Mix Tapes Souvenir Tray

As we have traveled the country, we always hit those tacky roadside shops that scream snow globes and spoons. Whenever we see a classic style tray, we pick them up and add to our collection. Who doesn't need a tray after witnessing the World's Largest Prairie Dog? The tray itself is a Cambro Camtray which is the worldwide industry standard for high-impact fiberglass cafeteria style trays since the 1950's. Tray measures 6" x 4 1/4".
$10.00

Moai Enamel Pin

The Moai Soft Enamel Pin is approximately 1 1/2 inches x 3/4 inches and has the standard pin back.
$6.00