Is your dump smelling a little too fresh? Don't you wish you could enjoy that wonderful smell of a hot summer day at the beach with an overflowing beach trashcan full of rotting trash and half eaten fish sandwiches all year? Now you Can with the Pure Garbage Air Freshener! Air Freshener is approximately 4 inches x 2 1/2 inches with new Tropical Trash (Pina Colada) scent.

The Simple Skull Patch says you're a mess. All your friends and family already knew it. It's just taken you awhile to get the idea. Let them know you figured it out. The Skull Enamel Pin is approximately 1 1/4 inches x 1 1/4 inches and has the standard pin back.

The Bride of Frankentiki Soft Enamel Pin is approximately 1 3/4 inches x 3/4 inches and has the standard pin back with two pins for stability.

Life is Toxic. Wake up, do what needs to be done, and go to bed so you can do it all over again the next day. In other words, Embrace The Suck. The Embrace The Logo Patch is approximately 3 inches x 2 inches and has iron on backing.

Born in the Toxic waters of the Indian River lagoon, this Toxic Fish Hat has developed a odd adaptation to stay alive. The classic low profile foamie truckers hat with screen printing. A quality Richardson hat with a snapback closure for that perfect fit.

Break the uniform dress code and make it Toxic. Standard issue 1 x 5.2 inches OCP nametape with black lettering and Velcro hook fastener. Direct from my not so secret source on Victory Drive near Ft Benning.

The classic foamie truckers hat with an embroidered Toxic Roots logo patch. Let them know you're hauling Toxic baggage. A quality Richardson 113 hat with a snapback closure for that perfect fit.

It's always 5 o'clock somewhere with the Skull Koozie. Have another one, make your life a little more Toxic. We're not messing around with just any koozie, this one is an old school thick arse foam one put out by the Original Koozie brand. It has print on both sides and made for a can, but can be used for bottles.

Embrace your Toxic life and Live Toxic. You choose where you want to put it. The Live Toxic Patch is 3 1/2 inches x 2 1/2 inches and has an iron on backing.

Don't get caught away from the house without a spare pair of unmentionables ever again. Buy a pair now and put them in your car glove box for an emergency shart situation or if you need to surrender for some reason. 100% cotton Fruit of the Loom size 9 panties.

Don't get caught away from the house without a spare pair of unmentionables ever again. Buy a pair now and put them in your car glove box for an emergency shart situation or if you need to surrender for some reason. 100% cotton Fruit of the Loom Big Man size XXL Y-Fronts.