Frankentiki was brought to life during a long night of Rum Barrels and Mai Tais. Ever on the hunt for his next rum fix. Hand pulled water based ink on a Next Level 60% cotton and 40% polyester tee.

Born into a Toxic Paradise the Roots Surfer Tee is ready to head to the beach and look for some bomber sets. This is the graphic that spawned it all when a small seed was planted by the owner of the world's best dog and volunteer extraordinaire. Hand pulled with water based ink for a somewhat vintage look on a Next Level 60% cotton and 40% polyester tee.

Figured it was about time Frankentiki got a woman, so I created one. No pun intended. Watch out because I hear she can hold her own against his rum drinking. Word is she prefers a good Painkiller rather than Rum Barrels. Hand pulled water based ink on a Next Level 60% cotton and 40% polyester tee.

Figured it was about time Frankentiki got a woman, so I created one. (No pun intended) Now you’re all invited to the Frankentiki family luau! Join them and their weirdo friends on their very own haunted island. Watch out cause I hear she can hold her own against his rum drinking. Word is she prefers a good Painkiller rather than Rum Barrels. Hand pulled water based ink on a Next Level 60% cotton and 40% polyester tee.

I say it for you, so you don't have to. Let them know how your day is really going. Somedays you wonder why you even bother to get out of bed. Hand pulled with water based ink on a super soft Next Level 65% cotton and 35% polyester tee. At least your tee will be comfortable.

When your little keikis meet Krampus this year, will there be treats or will he haul them away in a sack? I guess there's only one way to find out. Hand pulled water based ink on a Next Level 60% cotton and 40% polyester tee.

"Listen Brah… All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine." Born and raised in some of the country’s most toxic waters of the Banana River and Indian River Lagoon comes the Toxic Creature. No need to worry about this radical dude though. He’s more interested in jonesing on killer surf and fish tacos than terrorizing everyone and stealing your girl. As he states in a recent interview, “We’ll Stu, I’ll tell you, surfing’s not a sport, it’s a way of life, it’s no hobby”. Hand pulled water based ink on a Next Level 60% cotton and 40% polyester tee.

Relax, sit back, and enjoy another enchanting moonlit evening while looking out over the calming and Toxic waters of Moai Bay. Hand pulled water based ink on a Next Level 60% cotton and 40% polyester tee.

Be a little more careful next time you step into the Toxic waters of the Banana River. If the water doesn't get you what's lurking in the shadows might... Hand pulled water based ink on a Next Level 60% cotton and 40% polyester tee.

When the fish know it's bad, maybe there might be a problem. Are you brave enough to enter the Toxic waters with this tee? Hand pulled with water based ink on a Next Level 65% cotton and 35% polyester tee.

Braving Toxic waters during a dawn patrol our Longboard Bomber Tee is always looking for those offshore bombs to hitch a ride on. Hand pulled with water based ink for a somewhat vintage look on a Next Level 60% cotton and 40% polyester tee.

For many years in the early 90's, we pulled split window VW buses out of old garages and the woods. I'd buy them for a couple hundred dollars, fix them up, get them back on the road, and then struggle to sell them for more than $500. Needless to say we spent a lot of time on the side of the road fixing or repairing various parts and pieces. If life is really about the journey, then we lived it for sure. Hand pulled water based ink on an ice-dyed Next Level 100% cotton tee.

No shortie shorts here... Take your Toxic Roots and hit those Toxic waters with our old school styled boardshorts. Velcro fly, tie waist, and rear velcro wax pocket. 95% Polyester and 5% Spandex with an approximate length of 20 inches so it should sit at the kneecap or slightly longer.

There are a lot of trashy people in this world, but it takes a really special person to be Pure Garbage. If the shoe fits, wear it. Hand pulled with water based ink on a Next Level 60% cotton and 40% polyester tee.

If you know you know... Chances are these exact cassette tapes may have even played a part in the formation of your Toxic Roots. Even more so if you still have these in your collection. Hand pulled with water based ink on a Next Level 65% cotton and 35% polyester tee.

Based on a WW2 photo of Tommy "Old Man" Lonergan of the 1st Demolition Section of the Regimental Headquarters Company of the 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne. Otherwise known as the Filthy Thirteen, the group had shaved their hair into mohawks and put on war paint prior to being airdropped behind enemy lines on D-Day. Hand pulled water based ink on a Next Level 60% cotton and 40% polyester tee.

There's no containing this Octopus. It's busting free to live it's own Toxic life. Hand pulled with water based ink for a somewhat vintage look on a Next Level 60% cotton and 40% polyester tee.

This tee is inspired by two of the holes I designed for the Dreamland Pop Up Miniature Golf. If you didn't get to walk through the volcano and be blinded by the Big A** Moai, then you missed out. Hand pulled with water based ink for a somewhat vintage look on a Next Level 60% cotton and 40% polyester tee.